This is a shameless ripoff from my sister's blog which she shamelessly ripped of from her friend.
Well basically what we are gonna do today is to put my Ipod on shuffle mode and see how the songs match a pre-set list of questions.
Ready?
1. How are you feeling today?
Civil War -Guns & Roses
(Eh... I'm feeling like going to war? Sooo not true...)
2. Will you get far in life?
Mystery Train - Bon Jovi
(So there ARE some things my Ipod cannot predict)
3. How do your friends see you?
If I can't be Yours - Birthday of Rei Ayanami Soundtrack
(Wud? They wanna be mine? Hmm...)
4. Will you get married?
Everybody's Changing - Keane
(Does that mean I'm not gonna get married or I'm gonna marry a guy?!?!?!)
5. What is your best friend's theme song?
2 Minutes to Midnight - Iron Maiden
(Yea well, Siva's always been a night person. Asking me to ton with him all the time ^^)
6. What is the story of your life?
The Prisoner - Iron Maiden
(SOOO TRUE!!! SAF IS CAGING ME INSIDE THE FOUR WALL OF HENDON CAMP!)
7. What was high school like?
Wish I Had An Angel - Nightwish
(Haha I guess I always wanted a girlfriend during highschool.)
8. How can you get ahead in life?
Canon in D - Pachebel
(Become a classical musician? I can't even sing properly dammit)
9. What is the best thing about your friends?
Baby When You're Gone - The Boredphucks
(HAHAHA! My friends are best when they're gone! Nah I like having then around ^^)
10. What is in store for this weekend?
Overture 1928 - Dream Theatre
(???)
11. What song describes you?
Wonderful Tonight - Eric Clapton
(What can I say, my Ipod loves me!)
12. Describe your grandparents?
Hips don't lie - Shakira
(Haha! Yep their hips definately don't lie! They can barely move)
13. How is your life going?
FantasMic - Nightwish
(OOHHH YEA!)
14. What song will they play at your funeral?
Fade to Black - Metallica
(Haha logical choice. PH33R T3h 1337 SK1ll5 of My Ipod!!)
15. How does the world see you?
Beauty of the Beast - Nightwish
(The truth hurts. I'm but a beast. Well, at least I have inner beauty! Haha)
16. Will you have a happy life?
Ballad of Tabitha - The Boredphucks
(Another weird answer that need time to decipher...)
17. What do your friends really think of you?
Don't Cry - Guns & Roses
(O.O my Ipod's asking me not to cry... hey jerks WHAT DO YOU GUYS REALLY THINK OF ME? Haha maybe that's why my Ipod thinks that they are best when they are gone ^^)
18. Do people secretly lust after you?
Run to the Hills - Iron Maiden
(Nope they don't! Ipod says that they run to the hills instead!! HAHA)
19. How can I make myself happy?
Save the World - Bon Jovi
(A tad hard isn't it? But maybe that's why I'm in Commandos!)
20. What should you do with your life?
The Trooper - Iron Maiden
(GASPS! Ipod says I have to sign on!)
21. Will you ever have children?
Bring Your Daughter... to the Slaughter - Iron Maiden
(HAHAHA oh well... sorry daughter, Daddy barely knew you.)
You decide if this beats reading the daily papers to see your horoscopes.
Brandon
Peace out.
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Lets talk about water wastage in Singapore today.
I'm sure you have all heard of campaigns to save water; Turning off the taps, shower instead of taking a bath and so on. But, have you really stopped to think about what is really causing this problem? Who is wasting so much water doing meaningless activities? No, its not the civilians.
Yes, I'm talking about the SAF.
In my short time in the army, I realised that the safety regulations requires the NSmen to have a water parade before and after streneous physical activities such as P.T. and route marches. Let me show you the maths: assuming a normal person drinks a litre of water during water parade, he will have drunk at least 1000 litres of water by the time he ORDs. (That is assuming he has about 300 P.T. and route march sessions during his time in the army. A conservative estimate by most accounts.)
Furthermore, that is not taking into consideration the water he drinks during meals. Multiply that amount by the number of NSmen in the army at any given time, SAF wastes almost 200000000 litres of water a year!
Of course, I have to give a solution for this pressing problem.
DON'T HAVE P.T. OR ROUTE MARCHES!
Think about it. By doing this, the civilians would have 200000000 litres more of water at their disposal which could be used for other profitable activities.
**Think I'll get sued for saying this?**
Brandon
Peace out.
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My batch must be the luckiest batch ever. We booked out of Pasir Ris Camp in just 3 days! LOL!
Well, army life has been ok so far... eh, maybe that's because its just 3 days. I'm sure things can only get worse. Hey if you're reading this, just leave a message on the tagboard to encourage me ya? This Commando-to-be needs a good morale boost.
That'll be all from me, I'm going to catch up on some must needed sleep.
Pasir Ris Camp beckons
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I think I've just discovered something about the human nature. Anybody realised how little tags you get on your tagboard whenever everything is A-OK with your life while once you post that your life sucks or that you wanna die, the tag count goes up? So... that's why so many people are posting suicidal messages on their blogs. Hey, good thinking guys! GO ANGST!
Honestly though, I'm never really a angst ridden person. So I'll just let my tagboard rot while posting happy stuff ok? Sorry tagboard, maybe you'll find a better master in your next life. And you angst ridden people, what's the point of cutting your wrists or burning yourselves with cigerettes? DON'T YOU FEEL PAIN? DOES FEELING THIS PAIN HELP YOUR SITUATION ONE BIT? No, I guess not. Stop doing it. It hurts and you are not cool by doing it. People will look down on you. I know I scoff whenever I see people posting their slashed wrists on the Internet. Go do something that will REALLY attract attention; such as getting good results. Bet you parents will be even more shocked by that than a couple of slashes on your wrists.
Think happy thoughts Brandon.
Yay! I brought a person to Christ this week! I got blessed by my mum this week! I'm starting to accept adulthood as part and parcel of life! My fanfiction story got 40 reviews! W00T! This week is amazing I tell you. Really showed me how God is able to work miracles in everyday situations. So bottomline is, go to church. Its cool and fun. And the best thing is, you'll not go to hell when you die! 1337 eh?
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This is what losers do when they are bored; we take team photos before playing a soccer match WE arranged OURSELVES. Ok team, please don't be angry with me, I'm probably the only loser inside. Anyways, I'm the third from right in the second row. Yep, take a good look at him and say a resounding *LOSER!!!*
As the heading in the photo states, we actually won 6-2. But that is probably because I only played till half time. Otherwise, we may have actually lost.
Ok. I know that these genre of self-depreciating blog posts have been done to death by many more 'emo' and 'angsty' people than me. However, I'll still give it a go. After all, now that my schooling days are over, I don't get many people insulting me anymore. If anything, they are starting to say that I am becoming a man!
WTF?
Is it because I am going to be enlisted (according to Singaporean law) into the army that makes me a man? Yes, I'll probably look more tanned and manly after I enlisting but becoming a man? Nope. Long ways to go yet.
Anyways, I prefer remaining a boy. (Think Peter Pan... Lao Wan Tong... Michael Jackson)
Hehe
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I still cannot forget the girl I saw at the 133 bus stop opposite Bugis Junction today.
There I was, minding my own buisness and trying to look cool when this totally HOT girl waltzed past me. Her silky, rebonded hair danced gently aginst the wind while onlookers like me could only admire. Her beautiful facial features were accentuated by the small amount of lip gloss that she put on. She was wearing a pink sleeveless shirt which was not too revealing while making her look sexy at the same time. The way she carried herself was like royalty; elegant and graceful. To say that I was mesmerised by her is an understatement.
Then her handphone rang.
The girl gracefully took out her handphone from the quaint little handbag that she was carrying and glanced at the screen. Then, she pressed the answer button and said, "NABUEY CHEE*** LE KA LAI ZO SI MI?!?!?!" (translation: bloop bleep bloop, what the hell you called for?) The onlookers were astounded. Especially me. Giving a small sigh, I took out my Mp3 player and switched it on in an attempt to block out the tirade she was unleashing upon the hapless caller.
So girls out there, remember that us guys like quiet, demure girls more than loud, vulgar ones. Heck I'll go so far as to say that I'd rather my girlfriend be average looking and yet gentle rather than drop dead gorgeous and vulgar. That's the reason for my preference of Rei Ayanami over Asuka Langley. But then again, Rei is really good girlfriend/wife material. She is beautiful (extremely so), demure, gentle, understanding, submissive etc. But I have digressed.
Oh and if you are a pretty girl that happened to be at the bus stop today, please don't be too angry at the boy wearing a black Hard Rock Cafe Beijing shirt who is writing this post now. He is just trying to make a point. If you do not mind, he would actually like to be your friend. You are really pretty after all. Just don't give him your handphone number. He'll be too afraid to call you anyways.
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To the depraved person who has been using my my name to tag nonsensical statements on my tagboard - Get a life. Don't you have anything better to do than to come and make my life miserable? Go read a book if you're so bored. Or better yet, go to church and learn the fact that giving false testimony about your neighbour is sinful. Don't, and I mean don't ever come back to annoy me or I'll hunt you down.
On a happier note, I am finally able to give my two cents worth on the anime Godannar (having watch 6 episodes already). It is actually quite interesting, once you overlook the skimpy outfits and busty femme fatales. Then again, they were the reason why I continued watching the anime in the first place. But the characters are quite likable and the storyline IS gripping. So watch it if you have nothing to do on weekday nights. (Cazzie are you reading this? ^^)
But I admit Peacemaker, Scrapped Princess and even Shaman King were nicer. Well, one just has to make do. Especially since I don't have the anime channel.
Posted a new story on ff.net. Its called 'A Little Care and Concern Goes a Long Way'. Don't read it . Even I'll admit it sucks. But it was written in just 30 minutes and with only 5 minutes worth of proof-reading. So don't expect much if you still don't heed my warning of not reading it.
(Can anyone sense the irony in this paragraph?)
Bye!
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